It's a telemarketer trying to sell you health or funeral insurance. If you are annoyed at these persistent callers, why don't you turn this annoyance you feel into something fun and take the Mickey out of them? Next time they call, tell them you need funeral insurance for a relative that's terminally ill. (Make up this story.). Tell them he's terminally ill. We plan on having a lavish funeral. Because it's not about the money but about family togetherness and presentation is everything for this dearly departed one. We're arranging to hire Limousines, and ferraris, camels, elephants in the procession. Fresh cut white roses all over in the golf country club hall venue hire. Funeral fudge and hors d'oeuvres, will be catered for attendees. Some celebs will attend. They charge attendance fees. The cost is looking around $40,000 figure. I need funeral insurance to cover all that. Can you cover me for that? (Using a Greek Aussie accent) tell them: mate I exsshpect quality insshurance pay out for a lavish funeral, $40,000 mate. And I will pay you a premium $50. In return we need $40,000 bucks, and don't sell me your bullsh!t sshhtory you can't offer that for insurance cover. You rang me mate, and these are the terms and conditions that apply.

It's a telemarketer trying to sell you health or funeral insurance. If you are annoyed at these persistent callers, why don't you turn this annoyance you feel into something fun and take the Mickey out of them? Next time they call, tell them you need funeral insurance for a relative that's terminally ill. (Make up this story.). Tell them he's terminally ill. We plan on having a lavish funeral. Because it's not about the money but about family togetherness and presentation is everything for this dearly departed one. We're arranging to hire Limousines, and ferraris, camels, elephants in the procession. Fresh cut white roses all over in the golf country club hall venue hire. Funeral fudge and hors d'oeuvres, will be catered for attendees. Some celebs will attend. They charge attendance fees. The cost is looking around $40,000 figure. I need funeral insurance to cover all that. Can you cover me for that? (Using a Greek Aussie accent) tell them: mate I exsshpect quality insshurance pay out for a lavish funeral, $40,000 mate. And I will pay you a premium $50. In return we need $40,000 bucks, and don't sell me your bullshi!t sshhtory you can't offer that for insurance cover. You rang me mate, and these are the terms and conditions that apply.

I called back number 0435 642 759 reached IVR for a company called Living Advantage.

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