You missed a call from (03) 9005 7890, who said "That there is a keys. I lost getting filed under your name. The moment you receive this message. I need you to get back to me. I made a part(?)." This message was provided by Telstra at no charge to you.

Caller: Started as a computer - ended up a man.

Had some fun with it. Was told I was to be arrested, and knowing it was a scam, told them I would have to get my lawyer involved. Told him my lawyer was Jackie Chiles [of Seinfeld fame]. Spent the next 3 mins or so having a lot of fun, saying things such as:

"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous." and
"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on."

Poor person was confused and ended up hanging up on me :)

f*cking scam, wank. Arrest me bullsh*t!!

I got a no caller ID and I never answer those, got a voicemail saying I had to call back on this number and if I didn’t I would be arrested

Electronic voice saying that there is a Lawsuit against me and need to get back to them. If I didn't I would be arrested. Thank you and God bless???

Tax office scam