Was the old "you've got a problem in your computer". Slightly different spin, this was now from 'Telstra' and our internet was going to crash and wouldn't be repairable for 6 months. Gave me phone number (02) 8005 4560, which goes nowhere. When I said Telstra should have a phone number that at least works, he said Telstra have a lot of numbers.... Was also able to provide an employee id of either D-653041 or TLAUS3041, not sure which, he got a bit confused. Began to get nasty when I asked him why he didn't put his efforts towards good instead of evil. Got really nasty when he couldn't tell me what was going on in Sydney today (Lindt cafe). Ended the call by 'offering' to remotely crash my computer. I said that would be awesome. Pretty sure he swore profusely in Hindi then hung up.