Caller: I don’t know

Recorded message advised “Your Telstra home internet service (which I don’t even subscribe to) will be disconnected immediately unless you press 1 and talk to our billing department.”

Recorded message advised “your Telstra home internet services (which I don’t even have) will be disconnected immediately unless you press 1 to speak with our billing department.”

Called to say my Telstra internet services (which I don’t even have) would be disconnected if I didn’t press 1 to speak with their billing department.