Caller: I don’t know

He said that he was calling in regards to a job however it sounded that he was in a car and the audio was terrible. I asked him to clarify and he was not providing clear answers, he ended up hanging up.

Caller: A scammer

Recorded Australian woman's voice telling me how I've tried to import kiddie porn/coke/guns/panda spleens/etc and that Border Force will arrest me as a result. I've had several of these from this number which is eerily similar to my own number.

Fortunately, all i have to do if I want to continue my Amazon-esque naughty importing habits, all I have to do is push 1 on my phone. What could possibly go wrong........