Caller: Jessica security Dept Commonwealth Bank

Just got a call from this number. Indian woman. I’m Jessica calling from the Security Dept of the commonwealth Bank. How are you today? I’m fine I said, as I reached for a whistle I had bought especially for these calls. I blew it as loud as I could in the phone and said ‘goodbye Jessica’ and hung up. Pretty sure Jessica won’t be making too many other calls today… maybe to her doctor….
I am feeling particularly chuffed although I imagine I frightened my neighbours…