Caller: Supposedly Commonwealth Bank Fraud Department.

"Your account is not secure". Hard to understand. I played along and told him that I would go to our bank down the road and he said that they would not know what to do. Had him on the phone for several long minutes pretending that my computer was slow and he wanted "to help" if I gave him my details for him to access the account. I finally said that I would go to the bank and he got a little testy, until I said my husband was the bank manager there. He hung up. Shame really, because I was enjoying myself. And, we don't bank with the Commonwealth - hahahaha! Fn tosser!