Caller: Nigerian Agri Bank Con Artists

Just as the soup trolley was being wheeled up the corridor for lunch I get a TXT message on the Granny Phone from NAB saying “we have detected an unauthorised attempt to access your Internet Banking. Proceed to ...com.au.acc-restore.services to complete ID verification.” Listen you morons, I ain’t got no bank account since they took my State Savings Bank passbook off me; and I don’t bank with no Nigerian A-hole Banking scam artists either! Now let me eat my soup so I can watch Ellen make a bigger fool of herself...