Caller: My bank managers new best friend

They never listen to me whinge when I am in the bank, they just pay squillions to hire these pests to phone you about everything from the colour of your money to who iPSOS should pester next. Once you are on their list you will be getting calls right, left and a green tinged left of centre; and these calls dont come cheap, Ms Bank Manager, in case you haven't noticed. No wonder my pension earns zero percent interest.