Call from "Mastercard & Visacard security" claiming that my card was being used for transactions, supposedly with Amazon & E-Bay. So I shoved the phone in front of the radio for a few minutes, I thought he might like to listen to a bit of talkback radio, next thing there was another very abusive bastard on the phone saying he was going to rape all the women in the family blahh blahhh blahhh and do various other nasty things to us all, so I said to him "yeah, whatever f*******"" and then he hung up.