Caller: John Matthew (Biblical I know, especially for an indian)

Entered a promotion for holiday and offered me all these packages. Kept on the phone about 20 minutes. Did the old wife isn't back with the card. Asked why I couldn't transfer from online banking. But continued to talk about his package and why I should be interested in his package. Did a poo while he was talking. Drove to work. Don't think I spoke much.

"John" Rang to say I'd put in for a holiday promotion! I didn't let him continue to tell me what he was offering. He'd said I went on a holiday for 7 nights 9 or 10 years ago! But couldn't tell me where. Weird.