Caller: Jenny from Telstra Security

In a very heavy Indian accent, a female is trying to convince me that my telstra acc which does not exist, cos the work phone isn't with telstra. Is under attack and the IP address has been compromised.
I love having fun with these scammers. "I don't have internet" "No I don't have data on this phone" "I work in security, you have called a security phone. Where did you get this number?" "oh through a registry, would that be a 3rd party?"

Then I told her to hold the line, while we finalised the trace.

Jenny hung up.