Caller: Telstra Technical Department

Some stupid maggot in an Indian call centre trying to tell my internet is spreading viruses, like I would ever use telstra as a service provider or that an Indian call centre is going to convince me to sit at my computer and let them take control of it. Go to hell, and now that you know my number I invite you to show up at my house but I warn you an ambulance might be required in order for you to leave in one piece.