Caller: He called himself John

He called himself John and wanted details of my internet.

Listen up people, here is the best advice I can give you. If he called himself John, but sounds like a F’ing Habib, listen to your instincts and know he’s a scammer. Don’t give out your personal details and absolutely don’t let him remote into any of your devices.
Now the best part, have some fun with him. I asked him if it was true people like him eat with the same hands he wipes his bottom with. I’ve always wanted to know that, but he swore and hung up. Pity, I wanted to play. Come on, I’m WFH and it’s isolating, why can’t I have fun with these people?