A guy was calling to tell me about a fault with my telstra internet, I said Really!! Whats wrong?? Insert long winded explanation of how internet goes fast and then slow sometimes, asked if my internet does that and I said yes sometimes, then he asked if i knew why it does that... So i suggested my internet was slow because you dont have my bank account details yet???? he said no we actually need your credit card details then hung up.

Automated message along the lines of:”This is to confirm your purchase of $601,000 with visa or Mastercard from Western Union. Press 1 to confirm or 2 to speak to a customer representative .”
I just hung up.