Caller: Someone from a Government Initiative

Called me at 7.30pm. Trying to get me to get Exhaust fan covers. Very hard to get off the phone. This must be the hundredth call in the last month trying to persuade me that I need the covers even though I don't.

spam - blocked

No message left.

Received 3 calls in quick succession but they never left a message. I have no dealings with a Victorian number!

Caller: Scammer

Idiot you don't have permission to call me do you understand or are you just plain stupid

Caller: Indian female with a slight yankee accent

Woman with an Indian accent wanted to talk about her "investment strategy" saying the earlier I start the more money I'll earn. I told her I wasn't born yesterday. CLICK!

Caller: Some guy with an accent regarding LED lights!

Very insistent, saying my LED lights may be old, do I have any shed which needs lights... Called three times, didn't answer the first two, answered third one! Wish I hadn't!

Called it back - not connected.

Caller: Scammer

Rang back, number of course engaged. Lowlife scumbag scammers