Caller: Steven from Telstra (that's what he said)

Said he was calling from Telstra about my internet connection. He said unauthorised people had been using my connection and I needed to get onto my computer to get rid of them. With all the noise from the call centre he was in and his very thick Asian subcontinent accent, I had to ask him to repeat himself a number of times. He got sick of how long it was taking and told me to stop wasting his effing time. He then proceeded to call me an effing motherf**ker. My laughing didn't help, but a few more expletives and he hung up. Totally a computer scam.