Caller: "Telstra"

An Indian, "Oliver White" from "Telstra" said I had malicious code on my computer and he could fix it. I went along with him. When he told me to turn my computer on and said he could fix it, I told him to F off you d***y effen B C**t scamming B. He said, "Is that the way to treat Telstra?"

While writing this I received another call 5 minutes later. It was "George" from "Telstra" on (02) 5746 5675. I said, "You have a colleague called "Oliver White." He hung up. Big Scam.