Caller: Claims to be Xavior King

Bozo calling himself Xavier King and says he's a tax investigater looking into my taxation affairs. I think he's a loser holed up in some rundown Tasmanian motel. Don't let him con you.

Caller: Assertive little wanker

Arrogant little prick tells me I'm under an ATO investigation and my home is under observation. I'm actually retired, have been for 9 years as an aged pensioner. He claims to know my name but I have my doubts.

Weird male caller from a call centre giggling and not making any sense. Phone reads as calling from Launceston. This is not the first time this number has called.