Received 3 calls in the space of 20 minutes (first two stopped ringing after 4 rings) I picked the 3rd call up and said aggressively What do you want? A bit of silence then someone faintly started to say something. Took the whistle I have by the phone and blasted it into the phone and hung up. They didn't call back.

Caller: Scammer

Burn. In hell.

Asian female inquiring whether we have replaced our light bulbs with LEDs.

Picked up the phone, only because it was next to me, and listened. No one spoke. Then they hung up. As always. I'm sick to death of this plague of pests.