so this one says calling from Telstra and my internet will be disconnected from tomorrow for a month because of unauthorised use and compromised some such sh*t, of course he can fix it for me, tell him I am super busy and I will call Telstra myself when I get a minute, tried to insist it would only take a minute, I insisted I was super busy, he hung up. Very scripted, when I asked him an out of the ordinary question, fair play to him, he kept to the script!