Caller: Some Buttwipe

This number called my business line. I picked up and answered. They immediately hung up.
If these turd-burglars have no reason to call other than to annoy me, then don't call. In fact, go get a real job.
Ever been to the public toilet in a shopping centre? Some of those places are a disgrace. They need cleaning.
Plenty of cleaning jobs out there. You'd be earning money and performing a service to the community.

This job of calling people then hanging up services no purpose. You could jump into the ocean with concrete blocks tied to your limbs, and nobody would miss you, as you gasp for air while water fills your lungs. As blackness takes you, you can then realise your life has been a waste.