Caller: "Market Analysts"

"Hello, my name is John from Market Analysts, I'm calling from Sydney. Have you heard of the stock market?". First, anyone who unprompted opens a call with "I'm calling from Sydney" is in an overseas call centre, no exceptions. Second, "John" and the people to his left and right had incredibly thick Indian accents. This of course doesn't mean they weren't in Australia, nor does it mean his name wasn't actually John, but please refer to my first point. Third, I understand not everyone has heard of the stock market, but the odds of someone in this country, with access to a phone that can be spammed, not having heard of said market is quite low.

Another nuisance caller