Caller: A woman with an Indian accent claiming to be from Telstra

As I'm in a good mood and no one has annoyed me today I was very polite with this woman. I said " I get several calls a day from people telling me there is something wrong with my internet connection, why should I believe you?" Her reply " I understand you get these calls but I can reassure you that I do work for Telstra and can fix the problem"
Not seeing any pigs flying past I decided to hang up, rang back and of course lots of strange clicks then engaged signal. First d*ckhead of the day, hopefully last.