Caller: Martin the Scammer

Martin from Telstra rang to tell me i have infected 1/2 of Australias internet conections and he would help me out
It must have been a long day for him or he thought he'd hooked a live one
Sadly for Him I knew I had a live one after about 15mins of small talk we got down to the reason for his you know pressing keys and telling what I saw then he started loosing his cool so explained he was most rude and hung up within 10seconds he was on the phone again so once again I explained he was becoming obnoxious and hung no more heard from Martin