Caller: Idiot with autodialler

This idiot called me at an inconvenient time. I picked up the phone and said hello, as you do... no reply but after some time of silence, a female voice said 'goodbye'. Now look smart guy, you ring me doing that crap and i'm going to do what I can to have you prosecuted. I don't care if you are a survey company or charity, you will not get away with this criminal behaviour. Wait for me to turn up when you least expect it.